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Grimbaldt, the Christmas Pimp





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Grimbaldt, the Christmas Pimp



3M,1F. A series of short vignettes (30 min total), Grimbaldt the Elf does NOT want to make toys anymore. Instead, he wants to be a pimp, and entertain the "naughty" people in the audience.


"We read [GRIMBALDT THE] CHRISTMAS PIMP the other night aloud. Holy s--t. That was the most hilarious and completely unproducible thing I've seen in a while... We were pissing ourselves, and at the same time desperately afraid that anyone would hear us reading it. Holy s--t, that was Farrelly Brothers material." (Bob Smith, Out of Box Theatre, 2016)


"GRIMBALDT made it to the final round of selections and is very funny." (Andrew Rosdail, The World Crime League Theatre, 2017)


"I need to see this play. New fave for the holidays, based on title alone." (Amy Tallmadge, actor, 2016)

  • Unproduced




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